I was having this awesome dream that I was competing at the Beijing Olympics. I was doing the backstroke. Everyone was cheering "Go Inky! Go Inky!"; It was the best ever!
Then it started storming. The whole Water Cube was filling up with water! Oh no! Stinkbugs!
All of a sudden, I woke up- I guess I'm not an Olympian after all. Stinkbugs!
Holy hotdogs! There was a girl walking around IN MY ROOM!! While I was asleep! Yikes! I guess New York City isn't so safe after all.
"Privyet Inky! Hi Inky!" I heard a voice say. It was Violence! Awesome!
We gave each other a giant hug. We like to have contests to see who will let go first, but this time, we were so excited that we couldn't wait to start talking.
I showed Violence where she could put away her stuff. (By the way? Violence's stuff is ALWAYS purple. Isn't that weird?)
Then I gave her some loot- a Junior Ranger shirt and a YingYing shirt. I love my HuanHuan shirt and I wanted her to have an Olympic mascot shirt too.
Finally, we got to hang out and eat cupcakes. We're going to stay up really late to watch gymnastics on TV! I told Violence that I bet I can eat way more cupcakes than she can. Go Inky! Gold in Cupcake Eating!